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Gigi - Eccoci, prode comandante dalla pipa di spugna! Ci si affretta immantinente! Ma te attendici!
Cippa - Non ci si doveva caricare di tutti questi gingilli e orpelli! Ora come si fa a salire? Si fa tardi e la nave parte! Ahimé ahimé, postumi postumi!
Comandante - Oé, ancora lì state! Svelti, che vi imbarcate giusto per un soffio!
Gigi - Ferma un po’. Cos’è `sta storia del soffio? Noi qui si suda come cammellieri per scaricare i motorazzi in tutta fretta, ma la nave mi pare che sia ancora ben ormeggiata, e coi motori affatto spenti!
Cippa - Ora che me lo fai notare, lo noto.
Comandante - Su, su, ve l’ho detto! Per un soffio vi imbarcate!
Gigi - Ma insomma, popo’ di villano, che storia è questa? Mi pare che di tempo per partire ce ne sia a josa!
Comandante - Allora vacci, a Josa. Però bada che lì di navi che partano c’è solo quella del comandante Becchino. La “Tredici Marie e un Pajo di Giuseppi”. Non ti conviene molto, sai...
Gigi - Te sei Rotondo. Ma io ti sgamo.
Cippa - Gigi Spadapopone voleva dire che non mi pare tu abbia fretta di salpare, o Comandante Santo.
Comandante - E chi ha detto di aver fretta? Devo sempre togliere gli ormeggi.
Gigi - Allora perché dovremmo imbarcarci per un soffio?
Comandante - Ché, non vuoi pagare?
Gigi - Pagare?
Comandante - C’è l’eco, cazzone in calzamaglia? Pagare: un soffio, un biglietto. Per un soffio ci si imbarca. Senza soffio nisba viaggio.
Cippa - Costui dev’esser scemo oltre ogni limite.
Comandante - Ora mi direte che non sapete nulla della Banca dei Soffi?
Gigi - Se vuoi non te lo dico.
Comandante - Ah. Voi dovete soffiare dentro l’apposito macchinario alla fine della scaletta. Il vostro soffio verrà incamerato in una boccia e poi verrà rivenduto al mercato nero.
Gigi - E chi mai potrebbe comprarlo? A che può servire?
Comandante - Uffa. Ma siete ottusi come il fondo di un baule! Serve ai monaci del monastero di Pélamipélami. I famosi Monaci Dalla Bocca Cucita. Essi fecero voto di silenzio assoluto, e per esser certi di non parlare neppure per sbaglio si fecero cucire le bocche.
Cippa - E allora?
Comandante - Allora con la bocca cucita non possono neppure spengere le candele, no? La sera, andando a letto, devono pur spengere la candela, e come se non possono soffiare?
Cippa - Con le dite? Diti? Ditas?
Comandante - E come? Son anche monchi. Per non scrivere, che sarebbe come parlare.
Gigi - Lo come? E come fanno a mangiare, senza mani e senza bocca? E cosa ancora più lampante: come fanno ad accendere le candele?
Comandante - Insomma, vuoi pagare o fare storie?
Gigi - Pago, ma non capisco.

Soffiano nel meccanismo e il loro soffio viene imbottigliato in due boccette

Comandante - Bene, ora potete salire. Fra poco si parte!

I due EROI salgono e si sistemano in coperta, verso prua. Mòllano tutto il bagaglio, poi tornano giù e trascinano a forza e móccoli il Motorazzo Gastrite e il Motorazzino Rigurgito sul ponte

Comandante - Mozzo Bernoccolo! Molare le cime!

Arriva il Mozzo Bernoccolo, un ragazzo con la mano monca, e si mette a molare le cime con una Mola a pedali piuttosto artificiosa finché non cedono.

Comandante - Macchine a tutta forza! Si parte!

E sparisce dentro la cabina di comando

Gigi - O! Mi sovviene un dubbio. Hai guardato vero, Nano Cippa, dove recava questa nave?
Cippa - Ma se non so neppure dove devisici recarci noi?
Gigi - Mi sembra che tu ti esprima sempre un po’ peggio... Comunque, noi si doveva andare per lo Spazzio Esterno, fellone! Che nave è questa? Guarda un po’, sporgiti dal parapetto e guata il nome sulla fiancata.
Cippa - (arrampicato sul parapetto) Guato, guato... C’è scritto... “Vittorio Emanuele, Re d’Italia e delle Puglie...
Gigi - ...Entrambe, nonché Sua Consorte Stimatissima e Come non Citare il Duce e Galeazzo Ciano”?
Cippa - Sì, anche le majuscole son giuste. La conosci?
Gigi - Ahimé, fretta, cattiva consigliera! Com’era invitante per me quel molo d’ottone! Come parévami questa la Vaporettiera giusta!
Cippa - E invece?
Gigi - Invece è la più sonora buggerata che ci sia capitata per ora! Ah, nano sciagurato! Altro che te e le tue avventure erotike! Sempre peggio ci va! Questa è una nave del Malvagio Impero della Basilicata! E sarà piena di nobili spocchiosi e armigeri di scorta! Vieni, ci si nasconde!
Cippa - Córo!

I due si infilano sotto ad un pesante tendone verde abbandonato sul ponte di prua. Ivi restano alcuni minuti, mentre la nave Vaporiera sbuffa come un keniota asmatico arranchiando pesantemente sulla sabbia marziana. Tutto traballa fortemente e sui due EROI si dipinge una stupefatta espressione di stupore

Gigi - Ma non va?
Cippa - Mah.

Ad un tratto la nave emette un fòrte sternuto, si impenna e schizza a velocità-suono per le sabbie e ancor più in là. Il traballìo smette e si aprono le porte del vascello che dànno sui ponti. Da un altoparlante si sente prima un gracchiare di grammofono, poi una voce registrata:

Voce - “gentili signori e signore, spaventevoli Armigeri, Nobilissimi Nobili, Clandestini Eventuali ed animali da compagnia, benvenuti sulla Nostra Gloriosa Nave! La crociera per i mari marziali ha inizzio col rinfresco che verrà servito immantinente. Preghiamo i gentili viaggiatori di vomitare fuori dalla balaustra e di non bere per nessun motivo il liquido dentro alle bottiglie marroni. Il comandante Fusibile vi augura un buon viaggio”.
Gigi - Vadalà! Che Noblesse, quanti Armigeri! Quanti nobili! E che rinfresco stanno preparando, sul ponte di prva!
Cippa - Tante prelibatesse e non potersene servire... quanto ci toccherà star nascosti qui sotto? E dove porterà `sta nave?
Gigi - Uno: per lo meno finché gli Armigeri non cadranno ubriachi o fuoribordo. Due: credo che questa nave porti alle Grosse Ovovie “F. Berardi”
Cippa - Quelle costruite vent’anni fa e intitolate al Grande Atleta Terrestre?
Gigi - Esatto. Non son più in funzione, ovviamente, essendo state costruite con materiali scadenti. Ma son sempre un monumento da commemorare all’Ardimento Umano e alle sue Imprese!
Cippa - Oioi.
Gigi - Come unque, potremmo provare a scendere al volo quando passeremo accanto alle Ovovie. Magari una che funziona sempre e che porta verso lo spazzio esterno la troviamo. Mi ricordo che collegavano Marte a Messina e Venere a Reggio Calabria. E Marte e Venere tra loro.
Cippa - A che pro?
Gigi - Per andare da una parte all’altra dello stretto senza guadare lo mare.
Cippa - Perché, c’era lo mare tra Messina e Reggio?
Gigi - Credo le abbiano spostate in seguito. Non credo che siano sempre state in Bielorussia. Forse quando l’Imperatore di Basilicata conquistò la Sicilia e la Calabria le fece spostare un po’ al fresco...
Cippa - Mah. Non ho capito un granché. Comunque aspettiamo e vedremo...


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There may be cases when there are two winners, and in this case the pot money shall be divided equally among the winners. Supposing there are two winning cards, the two winners will share half the prize money.

Bingo Game Rules

Bingo rules are basically the same no matter in which Online Bingo hall you play. But still it's good if you know these rules by heart. If it is your first try, then ask for handouts and inquire from pros regarding the game rules. Nonetheless, the ideal thing to do if you have questions is to ask the floor walker and not the person seated beside you. You should clarify things and doubts before the game starts because asking too many questions as the game proceeds could well distract you. This guideline also applies to those who are newcomers at casinos, those who play roulette for the first time.

Bingo halls demand an age limit of 18 years old. If you are below this age, you are prohibited to play. Some bingo houses ban alcohol inside, so players aren't supposed to take liquor nor drink it inside the venue. Smoking may also be restricted inside the venue, as there are designated smoking sections.

Take note that some Bingo houses don't allow food but some do, so it basically depends on the venue. Policies vary among different venues. For instance, some bingo halls allow reservation of cards, while others don't allow it. Some allow people to leave the venue in the middle of the game, others forbid it. But there are general policies observed in all bingo houses, such as disqualification of tampered bingo cards. There is no way you can get away with a tampered card because the walkers are adept at identifying authentic cards from tampered ones. You could be banned from a bingo establishment if proven liable of tampering a card. Hence, you should play honestly.

Interestingly, some venues offer special bingo games for kids although some halls don't allow players to have companions while playing. Suppose you bring kids with you, don't let them run around the venue and bother other gamers. They should behave well whilst you play and the game proceeds. Play quietly and don't recite the numbers you desperately want to come off because you'll be much of a disturbance if you do. Decorous playing is expectant of all players, even those who play roulette at casinos. Also, having a valid identification is important because you don't know you might win and need to present credentials.

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